- How could the Minnesota Vikings possibly think this was the right thing to do?
- Somewhere in America, Bill Belichick is wondering why he did not think of this first.
- A priest stops molesting his alter boy for a moment and . . . starts stalking Conan O'Brien?
- The newest nominee for the 2007 Dumbest Criminal in America award.
- Want to know the difference between a great senior prank and sheer stupidity?
- So let me get this straight, I can text message anything I want and it will be displayed on the Jumbotron? How can anything possibly go wrong.
- A supermodel with a brain . . . now that is a scary thought.
- I wrote my high school term paper on Alcatraz and how it was a hotel for prisoners. Well, it turns out there actually is a prison hotel, and you too can stay there for at least $319 per night.
- As if New York Jets fans needed another reason to be depressed.
And for your Friday double feature, I would like to take this opportunity to salute athletes who endorse products:
- Tony Siragusa: Former Pro Football Player and Food Connoisseur.
- Three words: Laser-rocket arm.
And just in case you, like me, have had a long week and need just a couple extra minutes of fun, here is a bonus feature for you:
- Peyton Manning is just a likable guy. (I know it's old, but it still makes me laugh.)
Have a great weekend everyone!
