For Your Afternoon Reading Enjoyment . . .

I was going to lead with a link to a great article about various ESPN college football analysts who are sandbagging the polls by voting for only big name programs because they do not want schools like South Florida making the BCS Championship game. But then South Florida went and lost to Rutgers last night, so it killed that one. But never fear, my dear readers, there are plenty of other things you need to know about. On this wonderful Friday afternoon, I invite you to sit back, relax, and enjoy:

• A GameTime, TBD© shout out to Nosh's blog. Do yourself a favor and check it out.
• This is a big blow to all those Romosexuals out there.
• Wouldn't "Time(out)less" have been more appropriate?
• So, it turns out my friend Money Bags and China share a common enemy: fat chicks.
• Victoria's Secret + The Spice Girls = not exactly what I was hoping for.
• Why get yourself a mail-order bride when you can build one yourself?
• Remind me never to go swimming about 70 miles southwest of Destin, Florida.
• How would you like your money? Um, singles please.

Remember, it is important to have a cause that you believe in and are willing to fight for. When you find your cause, don't forget to write a song about it. For example:

• Free Earl
• Don't Walk

Have a great weekend everyone!