[Editor's Note: yup, the bathroom scene still gets me every time.]
Summer vacation was fun while it lasted, but it feels good to be back up and running at the GameTime, TBD© offices. After an extended break like we took, you almost forget how much fun it is to review stories and videos with an eye towards the Link Dump for Friday. So here we are, ready to go again. [Editor's Note: that's what she said!]
I am not going to lie, I did not have a good time watching the U.S. Women's National Team lose to Japan last Sunday. It certainly did not help in my recovery from the wedding My Better Half and I had attended the night before (I think she was still drunk during the match). Watching that game, it was hard to believe that we were only a week removed from one of the greatest moments in soccer (of any gender) history. [Editor's Note: still gives me chills . . .] But while the Women's World Cup may be gone, the women of the World Cup are certainly not forgotten. Every where you look this week, someone from the USWNT is there. So, we figured, why not cash in on some of the hype as well? And, well, from there, it was fairly obvious (to us at least) how best to "cash in" on said hype . . .
That is right, dear readers, it is time for the next installment of GameTime, TBD©'s favorite game, Marry-[Censored]-Kill, the USWNT Edition. Outside of Abby Wambach and her forehead, the two other players to receive a significant amount of attention over the past three weeks were goaltender Hope Solo and striker Alex Morgan, and it was not just because of their play on the field. [Editor's Note: that depends on what "field" you're referring to, no? BIYOMBO!] To the surprise of many onlookers, it turned out Hope and Alex are pretty easy on the eyes (I mean just look how excited a Washington State fan got for Alex, a Berkeley alum . . . that's saying something). So, with two of our three contestants ready for a showdown, who should join them? I am sure there are many people out there who find Abby attractive, but short hair is not really my thing which would make the choice too obvious. We like out competition to be stiff. [Editor's Note: yeah we did.] So, without a doubt, we have to go with perennial USWNT hottie Heather Mitts, who missed the 2003 and 2007 WWCs due to injury. With that being settled, we would like to know which of these soccer ladies you would marry, [censored], and kill: (1) Heather Mitts; (b) Alex Morgan; and (iii) Hope Solo.
Let me begin by saying it was difficult to find comparative pictures of all the ladies. Alex Morgan has been a sports blog-favorite for several years, so her Facebook photos have been splashed all over the internet. And Heather Mitts has posed for the Sports IllustratedSwimsuit Issue with her husband, quaterback A.J. Feeley. Hope, on the other, burst on to the hotness scene during the World Cup, so the options were somewhat limited for her. That is why, in fairness to all, we went with photos from a team photo shoot. That being said, the photos do not really do any of these ladies justice, so do yourself a favor and run a search in Google images (you know, "research" the topic). When asked to weigh in, The Chief threw us a wild card. We "type-cast" Mitts for The Chief, and what does he do? He goes out there and says "It's a sad day when an attractive blond has to bite the bullet." Apparently, there is something about Hope's new brunette look that The Chief "can't explain, but [he finds] her shockingly attractive." Plus, friend-of-the-program Ballgame is absolutely in love with Alex and her pink sports bra, so the Chief could not possibly take her from him. But, sleep with her once? Eskimo Brothers it is.
It is never easy, is it? For some of you, it might take a while to "research" the topic and mull over your options. Others of you will probably just fire from the hip. So, it is best that move on to the links for those of you who have already decided:
- The eighth and final season of Entourage premieres (premiered?) this week. So, to help you get ready, here is a look back at the hottest girls from seasons one through seven.
- I must say, it is not very often that someone can upstage Kate Upton in a photo shoot.
- If you are in Boston and have seen the Stanley Cup, please notify Nathan Horton's wife. She would like to have her day with the Cup.
- Let us all hope that the second time is the charm for the LAPD.
- Seattle only lost by a touchdown? Wow, looks like Pete Carroll has that team headed in . . . What is that you say? Wrong football? Oh.
- If you are interested in carrying Tiger's woods and balls, he is hiring.
- Hey Lute, ever heard of a little thing I like to call karma?
- There is nothing like a good, judicial verbal lashing that makes me proud to be an attorney.
- You stay classy, parents of twelve-year-old softball players.
- Speaking of softball, remember that one time Meatloaf was a softball coach?
Well, it appears that many of you enjoyed the video-heavy Link Dump we went with last week. So, we figured, why not do it again? After all, there are quite a few videos out there that we did not get a chance to post during our summer vacation. So, here is another extra-large dose of videos for your viewing pleasure:
- A time-lapse video that is almost too beautiful to be real. But it is.
- It was only a matter of time before Jim and Alec's rivalry affected innocent bystanders.
- I feel like Steve Nash and I would have a lot of fun together if we were friends. Steve, consider this an open invitation.
- Chad Reed is rested and recovered after . . . oops . . . might need some more rest and recovery.
- A little rough on the landing, might have to settle for the bronze . . .
- . . . which means this guy might be out of medal contention altogether.
- The answer is no, you are not smarter than a fifth grader.
- It is nice to see J.T. feign humility for at least two second.
- Something tells me Susan Hendricks does not need dolls to mimic that.
Have a great weekend everyone!
