Friday, February 13, 2009

Mailing It In

Happy Valentine's Day Eve to all my shorties . . . err . . . female GameTime, TBD© readers out there. We sincerely hope you all have someone special to share the day, or long weekend, with. If you do not, help a brother out by hitting up your local bar with your other single lady-friends, having one too many drinks, and making a bad decision for the sake of our single male readers. Everyone deserves some love on Valentine's Day.

I am busy teasing my Better Half with clues about where we are going for this long weekend. She is getting close, but unless she makes the leap from Atticus Finch to Gregory Peck, she probably will not get there. That being said, I am mailing in the introduction to this week's
Link Dump. If you are like me, you are probably planning on leaving work "a little" early today to get your long weekend started, and have to get some work done before you can leave (if by work you mean entertaining the masses with my endless wit and charm . . . then yes, that is what I have to do). So, without too much fanfare, here are some things you might have missed this past week that will help the few hours you actually work today go by faster:
  • Lions' marketing department keeps losing streak alive.
  • Alright Mitch, no hard feelings. You are not the first (and probably not the last) "reporter" to rag on us bloggers. But I hope, for your sake, we never meet in a dark alley . . . I kid, I kid.
  • Do you mean over-rated or over-exposed? There is a not-so-subtle difference I think you are missing here.
  • Question: Do the Saints know the state of the economy? Answer.
  • Help wanted: twelve people who can turn a blind-eye to twenty-two years of ineptitude.
  • Might as well just start subtracting points.
  • Bitter about the break up much?
  • Scott Van Pelt suspended for doing his job. No word if money had anything to do with it.
  • When swimming the Atlantic Ocean is like not actually swimming the Atlantic Ocean.
  • Woods to lose the 2029 U.S. Open to Woods.
  • When celebratory bottles of champagne attack.
  • Just in time for Valentine's Day: the "base" metaphors for sex finally explained.
And for your weekly viewing enjoyment, we bring you . . . pain. Nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day!" like having your ego put in check or your face rearranged:
Have a great weekend everyone!

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