As you all know by now, an early edition of GameTime, TBD©'s world-renowned (might be a slight exaggeration) Link Dump is never a good sign. Unfortunately, the Chief is off doing "big boy" work today, so we are without our fearless leader.
But do not think you are going to be left completely empty-handed on this fine Friday. Before heading out the door this morning, the Chief proclaimed: "It's Halloween weekend. Make sure they at least get a pic of a celebrity in a sexy Halloween costume and some Halloween-related videos or something." What a guy, right? Always looking out you, our dear readers.
After significant "research", it turns out there are not a lot of A-list celebrities who have been photographed wearing your average "Slutty _______" costume. That was quite upsetting. We refuse to associate the likes of Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton with this classy establishment, so that has brought us to Annalyne McCord of [*googles Annalyne McCord*] the new 90210 fame. Ms. McCord wins out because she rocked a sexy Batgirl for Halloween back in 2009 and, since we are comic book nerds (shocking, I know), that works for us.
As for the videos, well, we will just let them speak for themselves:
- In non-Halloween fail-related news, (1) a trampoline-to-pool jump ends with predictable results, and (b) not exactly the type of impression you want to make at freshmen orientation.
- Melanie Iglesias is "famous" for being a "model" and making "flipbook-style" videos of her changing in and out of clothing. She was nice enough to make a "Halloween Edition" of the flipbook video, which is nice because she apparently considers bikinis to be acceptable "costumes". [Editor's Note: new record for excessive quotation mark usage . . . go us!]
- Some people have way too much time on their hands. Thankfully, some of those some people use their time for awesomeness.
Have a great weekend everyone! Ladies, do not forget to treat your men to that "Slutty ________" costume they have been not-so-subtly hinting at for the past month.
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