Working for the Weekend

Things have been buzzing around "the office" since the Chief announced his new plans for GameTime, TBD©. For starters, several drafts of his Kings' season review have been written, and each one gets nastier and nastier, but you will be shocked when you see who he is taking it out on.

Additionally, the Chief has already set up at least one meeting this weekend to talk "terms" with a possible guest contributor. A source close to the negotiations has informed us that multi-post guest run is all but done. Apparently the last sticking point revolves around the language of a "No Trade" clause and the possibility of an exclusivity clause. We hear that both sides are confident the deal will get done this weekend though. We anticipate this will be the first of many guest contributors.

Meanwhile, the actual office is awfully quiet today because it is the weekend of the executive retreat, which means there are exactly ZERO partners here today. Sure, an occasional call comes through asking for a quick response to a client, but for the most part, this is our snow day. In fact, I am going to cut this introduction short so I can go figure out where some of us are going to go for lunch (and by lunch, I mean the better part of the afternoon). Do not be jealous, I am sure you all have days like this too. No? Bummer.

Well, regardless, here are some things you might have missed:

• BAP: The wives and girlfriends (commonly known as WAGs) of soccer players are hot. Crowd Response: How hot are they? BAP: Glad you asked. [Editor's Note: May we recommend nos. 84, 61, 50, 48, 40, 38, 28, 9, 7, and the entire Top 5.]
• Seriously, what does he have that I do not? [Editor's Note: that's a rhetorical question people.]
• Cheerleading coach fired for doing the Lord's work. I am sure the parents had the best interest of the team at heart, and were not bitter because their children did not make the team, not at all.
  
• I thought boobs were supposed to be a part of Spring Break.
• I will give this one last try: Dear Detroit Lions, please take Aaron Curry with the first pick.
• Good to see USC is still producing those top-notch, classy athletes.
• Jack Plummer, high school football assistant-coach.
• It may be long, but this Todd Marinovich story is a must read.
• Whatca gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania goes all Pez dispenser on you?
• Surprise, surprise, the NCAA is not fond of something it does not own the rights to. Weird how that works.
• No, no Heath, tell me how you really feel.
• "The beer lines are slower because they insist on pouring it for you, but the only place you'll find a quicker ladies room is at a Rush concert -- I know from experience."
• That would have been one helluva team party.
• Alright people, you really let us down by not bringing this to our attention sooner.

I told the Chief that we should have saved some of last weeks videos for later, just in case, but he was too amped up and did not listen. So, be forewarned that this weeks selection of videos for your viewing enjoyment are not quite as epic. Good? Yes. Epic? You tell us:

• Now, why on Earth would Kanye be upset about this?
• Congratulations Jeff Schultz, you just made YouTube. [Editor's Note: do yourself a favor and keep your speakers off for this one, those guys are lame.]
• "Oh snap, epic Pwnage!"
• "She misses one more backhand and it will be twenty lashings. Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
• Wait, what did he just say?
• "All the same in the back of a dark van, my friend."
  
• Lindsay is single and ready to mingle.
  

Have a great weekend everyone!