Well, this happened last night and, not surprisingly, the Chief called in "sick" this morning. He told us to close up shop earlier because it is Good Friday and "apparently that's some sort of holiday that people use as an excuse to leave work early." Far be it from us to argue with a man telling us to go home early.
That being said, he demanded we not get too lazy and "make sure [we] send all of GameTime, TBD©'s avid readers off with a little treat for the holiday weekend." I am not completely clear on what he meant by treat, but I am going to guess he meant this:
Ah, Marisa, welcome back. It has been far too long. The picture was posted to her blog as a "sneak peek" of a recent photo shoot she did. She does not reveal what shoot it was, but she casually mentions "I haven’t done something this sexy in a while." Needless to say, we can not wait to see what the rest of the shoot looked like. That being said, I am definitely going to try to convince my Better Half that she should be lounging around the house in high heels and her underwear from now on. That should go well.
Also, our original intention with our "little treat" was to find a picture of an attractive female wearing a Kings jersey to remind the Chief that at least something good can come from wearing the uniform, but our search went about as well as Jonathan Quick stopped pucks over these past two games. So, it you are an attractive female looking for more exposure, you should totally email or tweet us a picture of you in a Kings jersey and help make the Chief feel a little better.
Last, but certainly not least, do not think we would dare consider sending you off without at least a few clips for your viewing pleasure. This is, after all, a civilized blog. So:
- Esquire has put together a list of fifty songs all guys should know. And to help you remember them, they enlisted Glee's Heather Morris to dance to them. So, now when you are asked what song was your favorite, you can respond "Huh? Songs?"
- Can you tell me how to get to Houston Street?
- I think Brian Wilson's beard ranks second on my list of "Most Distracting Things in the World".
- [*Mortal Kombat voice*] Flawless victory.
- Cause, you know, the blue blends right in with the ice . . .
- Note to self: Sarah Palin will not give sympathy BJs to the Democrats.
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